The Psychedelic Bird
Like your mama’s cooking - if she had taste.
A creamy chicken and mushroom union hiding inside a flaky, golden crust. Comfort food wrapped in a socially acceptable excuse to eat pastry. Contains zero lies, lots of love & mushrooms (probably not the fun kind).
Regular € 9.00
Allergens - alcohol, dairy
The Bodacious Beef
Because subtlety is overrated.
Real steak, no bull, slow-cooked in a peppery power trip that slaps harder than your ex's opinions. Best eaten with your hands. Or no hands — who are we to judge?
Regular € 11.00
Allergens - alcohol, dairy
The Love Child
From Braai to Fork (or Hand)
South African boerewors snuggled in a pastry poncho – like winter in Jo'burg. Smoky, soulful, and politically incorrect in the best possible way.
Regular € 9.00
Allergens - alcohol
The Righteous Brother
You’ll cry. But in a good way.
Fall-off-the-bone lamb, slow-roasted like it owes you money. Locked in a crusty fortress of Ancient Greek secrets. One bite and you’ll be dancing the Zeibekiko, emotionally.
Regular € 12.00
Allergens - alcohol, gluten
The Foxy Lady
Land, sea, and enough garlic to end a relationship.
Chicken and prawns grooving in a garlic lemon butter pastry bath. A ménage à trois of flavour that nobody asked for, but everybody needs. It’s lip-smackin’, relationship-wreckin’ good. Oh behave!
Regular € 12.00
Allergens - shellfish, dairy, alcohol
The Fishy Situation
A crustacean vacation.
Prawns, squid, mussels, and perch baked into garlic-butter bliss. Tastes like sunrise on a Greek island you can’t pronounce. Salty, silky & soulful - Like the 60’s, it’s a deeply spiritual experience.
Regular € 14.00
Allergens - Molluscs, crustaceans, shellfish, alcohol, gluten
The Groovy Chick
C’mon Baby, light my taste buds
Spicy, silky chicken livers drenched in piri-piri sauce and emotional damage. Sealed in a comforting shell of shame and denial. It’s not therapy—but it’s close.
Regular € 8.00
Allergens -
The Drunk Pig
You had me at caramelised.
Sticky ribs, brandied apples, and a pineapple glaze, baked into a groove so sweet and meaty it should come with a lawyer. It’s Woodstock meets Sunday roast, baby. Totally illegal in at least three countries.
Regular € 9.00
Allergens -
The Real Deal Happy Meal
It’s not fast food if it takes 6 hours to make.
A real beef burger, trapped in a circle of love and pastry devotion. Comes with maximum flavour and zero regrets. It finally gave The Stones their Satisfaction.
Regular € 10.00
Allergens - dairy
The Mellow Yellow
It’s Flavour Nirvana, like Woodstock in your mouth
Warm potato salad, mango achar and feta cheese doing a tantric dance in a pie shell. It’s delicious, it’s comforting, it’s The Karmic equalizer.
Regular € 8.00
Allergens - mustard, dairy